Dec 31, 2007

Fred NOT dead

Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson was forced to respond to a rumor that he was dead started by a left wing, terrorist, gay, abortion-loving blog.

"I am not dead," our beloved Fred said. "I am just severely dehydrated, an ailment common in the entertainment community. Hell, isn't that what Britney Spears says she is when she goes wackadoodle?"

"But I really am dehydrated. Hell, I piss dust and lower the humidity just by walking in a room," Fred chuckled.